Torchwood Quotes from "Sleeper"

Ianto: "We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!"

Tosh: "You said we weren't allowed to use that again."
Jack: "It's just a mind probe."
Ianto: "Remember what happened last time you used it?"
Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure."
Ianto: "Oh, right, their heads must explode all the time."
*Gwen wide eyed*
Gwen: "Jack, you can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her."
Jack: " I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is."
Tosh: "Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble"
Ianto: "Or at the first sign of explodiiiiinnng" *grimaces and mimes seizure*
Jack: *snaps fingers and points at Ianto* "Hey!"

Beth: "Will it hurt?"                                                              
Jack: "Yeah."
Beth: "Your bedside manners are rubbish."

Tosh: "No I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down!"
Owen: " What about a mobile connection?"
Tosh: *annoyed* "The entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!"
Ianto: "Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken." *mimics telephone* "Hello? Is anyone there?" *normal voice* "NO. 'cause the phones aren't working!"

Owen: "How'd you know that?"
Ianto: "I know everything! And it says on the bottom of the screen."

Jack: "Have faith, with a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?"

Tosh: *hacking into a military database* "Come on, guys, that wasn't even difficult. You disappoint me."
Ianto: "It's almost obscene what you do to security systems."

Two is better than one-Harry Potter

Ok, so I got a boyfriend a couple months ago (*squeal*) and this song has been running through my head since my brother played it on the way to IU to drop off my older bro at college. And on the way back he played it as well. Its a really good song, I've fallen in love with it.

Now, for those of you who haven't read Harry Potter-SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME! You must read it! The series is awesome!
This is a video about Ron and Hermione <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxj0yznCofU

The song is called "Two is better than one" by Boys like Girls ft.Taylor Swift

Now, I'm gonna post some awesome quotes and excerpts from Ron and Hermione. :)

Ron: (To Hermione) "You should write a book translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them." -Order of the Phoenix

"All the good-looking ones taken, Ron?" said Hermione loftily. "Eloise Midgen starting to look quite pretty now, is she? Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you."
But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light.
"Hermione, Neville's right -- you are a girl...."
"Oh well spotted," she said acidly.
"Well -- you can come with one of us!"
"No, I can't," snapped Hermione.
"Oh come on," he said impatiently, "we need partners, we're going to look really stupid if we haven't got any, everyone else has..."
"I can't come with you," said Hermione, now blushing, "because I'm already going with someone."
"No, you're not!" said Ron. "You just said that to get rid of Neville!"
"Oh did I?" said Hermione, and her eyes flashed dangerously. "Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"-Goblet of Fire

 

 

Hermione -- who are you going to the ball with?" said Ron.
He kept springing this question on her, hoping to startle her into a response by asking it when she least expected it.-Goblet of Fire

He climbed into the common room and found Ron and Hermione having a blazing row. Standing ten feet apart, they were bellowing at each other, each scarlet in the face.
"Well, if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?" yelled Hermione; her hair was coming down out of it's elegant bun now, and her face was screwed up in anger.
"Oh yeah?" Ron yelled back. "What's that?"
"Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!"
Ron mouthed soundlessly like a goldfish out of water as Hermione turned on her heel and stormed up the girls' staircase to bed. Ron turned to look at Harry.
"Well," he sputtered, looking thunderstruck, "well -- that just proves -- completely missed the point --"~Goblet of Fire [No offense boys out there, but you guys can be SO ridiculous sometimes..]

"No, it's just...how did she know Viktor asked me to visit him over the summer?"
Hermione blushed scarlet as she said this, and determinedly avoided Ron's eyes.
"What?" said Ron, dropping his pestle with a loud clunk.
"He asked me right after he'd pulled me out of the lake," Hermione muttered. "After he'd got rid of his shark's head. Madam Pomfrey gave us both blankets and then he sort of pulled me away from the judges so they wouldn't hear, and he said, if I wasn't doing anything over the summer, would I like to --"
"And what did you say?" said Ron, who had picked up his pestle and was grinding it on the desk, a good six inches from his bowl, because he was looking at Hermione.
"And he did say he'd never felt the same way about anyone else," Hermione went on, going so red now that Harry could almost feel the heat coming from her, "but how could Rita Skeeter have heard him? She wasn't there...or was she? Maybe she has got an Invisibility Cloak; maybe she sneaked into the grounds to watch the second task...."
"And what did you say?" Ron repeated, pounding his pestle down so hard that it dented the desk. -Goblet of Fire [Ok, its pretty obvious Ron is fiercely jealous]

 

 

I only have a few quotes up here(have to cut it short cuz my laptop battery is dying) but I hope you enjoy it! I'm gonna be posting it on my other blog: http://sari-inspiration.blogspot.com/2012/08/two-is-better-than-one.html





Sherlock Holmes 2009

Ok, I know I'm a bit behind everyone else, and that you lot have probably already seen this. But, as a hard core Jeremy Brett and Benedict Cumberpatch fan, I didn't think that Robert Downey Jr. would be a good Sherlock. But, he was, in his own way. You did see a lot of Tony Stark shining through though. It'd probably have been better if I'd seen this before "Avengers" or "Iron Man" (1 and 2)

These are quotes I found that I really enjoyed from the movie, and I'll also post a link that sends you to a funny video of scenes from the movie. :) Enjoy.

*Holmes spying on Blackwood's sacrifice-a henchman tries to sneak up on him, but Watson catches him and grabs him in a hold*
Watson: *whispers* "I like the hat."
Holmes: "Ah. I just picked it up."
Watson: "Did you remember your revolver?"
Holmes: "I knew I forgot something. Thought I left the stove on."
Watson: "You did."
Holmes: "That's quite enough I think, you are a doctor after all." *Watson drops henchman who is now unconcious* "Always nice to see you, Watson."

Sir Thomas: "Mr. Holmes, apologies for summoning you like this. I'm sure it's quite a mystery as to where you are, and who I am... "

Sherlock Holmes: "As to where I am, I was, admittedly, lost for a moment, between Charing Cross and Holborn, but I was saved by the bread shop on Saffron Hill. The only baker to use a certain French glaze on their loaves - a Brittany sage. After that, the carriage forked left, then right, and then the tell-tale bump at the Fleet Conduit. And as to who you are, that took every ounce of my not-inconsiderable experience. The letters on your desk were addressed to a Sir Thomas Rotherham. Lord Chief Justice, that would be the official title. Who you *really* are is, of course, another matter entirely. Judging by the sacred ox on your ring, you're the secret head of the Temple of the Four Orders in whose headquarters we now sit, located on the northwest corner of St. James Square, I think. As to the mystery, the only mystery is why you bothered to blindfold me at all."

Irene Adler: "Why are you always so suspicious?"
Sherlock Holmes: "Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?"

Watson: *Holmes is pointing the bow to his violin at him* "Get that out of my face."
Holmes: "It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
Watson: "Get what's in your hand out of my face."

Watson: "You've been in this room for 2 weeks, I inisist you have to get out."
Holmes: "There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on earth, at all."
Watson: "So you're free this evening?"
Holmes: "Absolutely."
Watson: "Dinner?"
Holmes: "Wonderful."
Watson: "The Royale?"
Holmes: "My favorite."
Watson: "Mary's coming."
Holmes: "...Not available."
Watson: "You're meeting her, Holmes!"
Holmes: "Have you proposed yet?"
Watson: "No, I haven't found the right ring."
Holmes: "Then it's not official."
Watson: "It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!"
Holmes: *sulking* "You wear a jacket."

*Mrs.Hudson is starting to clear space for tea*
Sherlock Holmes: "Don't touch. Everything is in its proper place... as per usual, Nanny."
*on her way out Mrs.Hudson notices the dog lying on the floor.*
Mrs.Hudson: "Oh he's killed the dog. Again."
Watson: *annoyed* "What have you done to Gladstone now?"
Sherlock Holmes: "I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind."

*Holmes has been firing a gun at the wall*
Watson: "Permission to enter the armory?"
Holmes: "Granted." *fires again* "Watson, I am in the process of inventing a device which muffles the sound of a gunshot." *he yells in pain when Watson opens the curtains letting in sunlight to the room*
Watson: "It's not working."

Sherlock Holmes: [to Blackwood] "I wonder if they'd let Watson and me dissect your brain. After you hang, of course. I'd wager there would be some deformity that would be scientifically significant. In that way, at least, you could serve some kind of useful purpose."

Irene Adler: "I'd say you're between jobs."
Sherlock Holmes: "And you, between husbands."
Irene Adler: "He was boring and he was jealous and he snored. I'm Irene Adler again."

*Watson and Mary enter Baker Street to find Holmes hanging from a noose*
Watson: "Don't worry, dear. Suicide is not in his repertoire. He's far too fond of himself for that." *jabs Holmes sharply* "Holmes!"
Holmes: *wakes up* "Oh, good afternoon. I was attempting to determinethe means by which Blackwood survived his execution - clearing your good name, as it were - but it had a surprisingly soporific effect, and I found myself carried off into the arms of Morpheus like a caterpillar in a cocoon." *sees Mary* "Good afternoon dear."
Watson: "Get on with it, Holmes."
Holmes: "Well, cleverly concealed in the hangman's knot was a hook... oh, my, I think my legs have fallen asleep. I should probably come down."
Mary: "John, shouldn't we help him down?"
Watson: "No, no, I hate to cut him off mid-stream." *to Holmes still hanging from the ceiling*  "Carry on."
Holmes: "Well, the executioner attached it to a harness which allowed the weight to be distributed around the waist and the neck to remain intact. Oh, lord, I can't feel my cheeks. Might we continue this at ground level?"
Watson: "How did you manage it, Holmes?"
Holmes: "I managed it with braces, belts and a coat-hook. Please, Watson, my tongue is going, soon I'll be of no use to you at all."

Watson: "Worse things could happen."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWVMia8HCHI
above is the funny video link.

 

Quick quote from

Sherlock: "Shame on you John Watson."
John: "What?"
Sherlock: "Mrs.Hudson leave London? England would fall."

John: *stares at captive CIA agent duct taped mouth* "What's happening?"
Sherlock: *sitting in chair staring at captive and dialing phone* "Mrs.Hudson was assualted by an American CIA agent, I'm restoring balance to the universe."

Sherlock: "Punch me in face didn't you hear me?"
John: "I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking but it's usually subtext."