Torchwood Quotes from "Sleeper"

Ianto: "We don't sniff the sub-etheric resonator!"

Tosh: "You said we weren't allowed to use that again."
Jack: "It's just a mind probe."
Ianto: "Remember what happened last time you used it?"
Jack: That was different. And that species has extremely high blood pressure."
Ianto: "Oh, right, their heads must explode all the time."
*Gwen wide eyed*
Gwen: "Jack, you can't do this. What if you're wrong? If she is human, it'll kill her."
Jack: " I'm not wrong. We have to find out what she is."
Tosh: "Take it easy, Jack. Stop at the first sign of trouble"
Ianto: "Or at the first sign of explodiiiiinnng" *grimaces and mimes seizure*
Jack: *snaps fingers and points at Ianto* "Hey!"

Beth: "Will it hurt?"                                                              
Jack: "Yeah."
Beth: "Your bedside manners are rubbish."

Tosh: "No I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down!"
Owen: " What about a mobile connection?"
Tosh: *annoyed* "The entire. Telephone. Network. Is down!"
Ianto: "Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken." *mimics telephone* "Hello? Is anyone there?" *normal voice* "NO. 'cause the phones aren't working!"

Owen: "How'd you know that?"
Ianto: "I know everything! And it says on the bottom of the screen."

Jack: "Have faith, with a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?"

Tosh: *hacking into a military database* "Come on, guys, that wasn't even difficult. You disappoint me."
Ianto: "It's almost obscene what you do to security systems."